No dating just fucking

We all get to decide how we use our energy, and since I don’t have control over others or the cosmos, it makes sense to me to put my energy towards what I can do from within. However, every few months, I’m like “oh yeah, I’m lonely.” So I reactivate my online dating profile for the millionth time.

I update my pictures, and I edit my descriptions because it can always be better.

I’m honestly not one who is interested in talking myself into making things work with those who don’t share my overall values, morals and ethics.

Opposites may attract when it comes to whether or not you’re a cat or dog person, but if you don’t want children and your potential mate does…

I read the profiles, I review the answered questions, then I formulate something creative, and I usually throw in a bone so my pursuer can have something to bite on in order to respond to me.

But yet, the hi-person will only come back at me with a one-word response.

They are Dan, Alex, and Marty, budding investment bankers at the same financial firm, which recruited Alex and Marty straight from an Ivy League campus.

When asked if they’ve been arranging dates on the apps they’ve been swiping at, all say not one date, but two or three: “You can’t be stuck in one lane …you don’t have to be psychic to realize that those ingredients will not mesh well for the long term.2.Receiving too many messages that just say “hi”I can honestly kill every guy who sends me this message.Within minutes of rejoining, I’m always like “oh yeah, this is why I hate this shit.”Here’s the thing, I know exactly what I want when it comes to building a life with someone.I haven’t always been able to articulate it, but I’ve always known.If I were ever in a court of law I could point to the transcript.” But something about the whole scenario seems to bother him, despite all his mild-mannered bravado.